Absolutely Fabulous stars Jennifer Saunders & Joanna Lumley share 25 years of friendship in this tipple-tastic travel show. The two funny ladies head to the Champagne region of France to find out how their favourite glass of fizz is made.
It's 1782 and welcome to the fabulous Palace of Versailles, France. Outside the gates, the peasants are on the verge of revolting (already well past vile), whilst inside lives one of the most hated, despised and loathed women in all of France - no, not Marie Antoinette - but Columbine, the Comtesse De Vache. Aided by her faithful maid Lisette, Columbine skulks around the palace...
Billy and Stan are two security van personnel who go about their daily lives. Billy is a slow minded yet soft hearted guy while his friend Stan is an even more slow witted bloke who's behavior borders on that of an infantile delinquent. Stan has been having a romance with Frances, an Ornithologist who he has been speaking with on his CB radio. Frances is on a bird watching expe...
Teen-age gang leaders Passion and Little Sister are released from prison,only to find that their gang the Slags have disbanded due to rival gang,the Hawaiians,who wear garlands and drink Pina Coladas. The psychotic Slags regroup for a showdown with the Hawaiians at the local swimming pool but matters are complicated when Little Sister falls in love with Hawaiians leader Ricky,t...
When American comic actor Steve 'Zoo Zoo Zoo Off Come My Pants' Wild arrives in Oxford to make a comedy film his poetry-loving girlfriend Caroline goes behind his back to enrol on a course studying Byron's poetry. Hannah Van Hosenstratt comes from New Orleans for the course but is tricked into believing she has a place by the dean,who seduces her, and she can make no headway wi...
In the conclusion of this special two-part story. Stan has somehow managed to make it to the Falklands, which have indeed been taken over by the Argentinians after all. He is tied to a stake alongside Frances who he has finally met and been captured with. The pair are sentenced to death by dictator, General Galtieri. Stan, in a desperate attempt to stall for time, recounts how ...
From the Hollywood production team that gave the world ' The Strike'comes yet another block-buster. In this Ken Livingstone,played by Charles Bronson,elected leader of the G.L.C.,successfully prevents the evil Tories from flooding Lndon in order to turn it into a yacht club before battling,single-handed,against the wicked Ice Maiden,also known as Margaret Thatcher to stop her f...
Paul,a former miner,writes a hard-hitting left wing screenplay about the 1984 miners' strike. It is accepted by a Hollywood film company but gets turned into a distorted action film in which Arthur Scargill,portrayed by Al Pacino with Meryl Streep as his wife,performs motor-cycle stunts,rescues his daughter from a flooded mine and saves his pit from closure after an impassioned...
Jessica,the second Mrs Saunders,arrives with her new husband John at his country estate. Very much left to her own devices she is unnerved by the power that Consuela,the sinister Spanish housekeeper,seems to wield,comparing her unfavourably to John's first wife and forbidding her to enter a mysterious locked room. Only Richard,the understanding estate manager,seems to be on her...
Fleeing the police petty thief Gino is sheltered by embittered playwright Bill before stealing a taxi and picking up fares,the last one being party girl Angie,who has collapsed in a drunken heap on the back seat. Seeing the Wanted posters for Gino they go on the run,accidentally killing a chicken farmer and stealing money and identities until they are tracked down to a hotel wh...
Whilst delivering toilet rolls to a recording studio small time crook Keith pockets a demo tape by newly disbanded group Toy Department,which he takes to a promoter, Brian. Together they have a chart hit with the 'mystery' group but complications arise when Brian wants a live tour - which involves Keith fire-bombing the venues - and then a personal appearance by the group. With...
Postman Bean is anxious to end his round early in order to catch a morning showing of 'The Sound of Muzak' at his local cinema. However he is unaware that the cinema manager Terry Toadstool is using this as a smoke screen to view a pornographic film and that Bean's wife,traffic warden Monica,is the star - until,having survived an attack by two dim policemen out to clamp down on...
