Single for the first time since she got boobs, and back where she was 10 years ago in her parents' house - Carys the 'rubbish feminist' and lazy author is failing - full on failing. The only thing that has changed is that she's got a 2:1 and no hymen. While everybody around her is managing to achieve insta-perfection, the only thing that soothes Carys's broken heart is graphic ...
