Postman Bean is anxious to end his round early in order to catch a morning showing of 'The Sound of Muzak' at his local cinema. However he is unaware that the cinema manager Terry Toadstool is using this as a smoke screen to view a pornographic film and that Bean's wife,traffic warden Monica,is the star - until,having survived an attack by two dim policemen out to clamp down on...
ordred and his evil mother Morgana have been imprisoned in another world for the last www. lumia922.com 1500 years while Merlin's magical powers keeps them at bay. Meanwhile, in the present, a scientist accidentally finds a gateway to the other world and is about to unleash Mordred into present-day 20th Century life. It's a battle between the forces of good and evil and magic ...
Set in the badlands of the American west, where men were men and women got slapped a lot. Horse Opera is a strange journey through the mind of George, a minor clerk in the Tax office, and chairman of Nottingham cowboy society. As the boundry between fantasy and reality blur George stumbles through the myth of the heroic west.
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A series of killings of bank managers has London in a turmoil, all the way up to Parliament. And the killer regularly calls about his handiwork, but only to a street-wise, and usually rather tipsy, radio reporter, about to be sacked for his habitual irreverence toward his station and the BBC. And while everything seems to point to a lead singer of a rock group famous for the "I...
A teacher's life is turned upside down when his girlfriend leaves him. With the help of his two friends, he attempts to win her back, all the while, getting himself in all sorts of embarrassing scenarios.
Tells the adventures of Conservative MP Alan B'Stard, a man who doesn't have any morals at all. He stops at nothing to make himself richer and more powerful in the party and is involved in drugs, adult films, fraud (making up charities with the initials C.A.S.H when writing on cheques) and even murder but believes that he will never be caught as he is a Conservative MP and ther...
Horror movie, following the adventures of a group of students who enter the haunted forest Harrow Woods. With the aim of investigating the disappearance of horror novelist George Carney, a group of students, encouraged by Gary, enter the forest where he was last seen two years ago. Uncovering more than they had bargained for - not least that the infamous 17th century witch Leno...